Your body was designed for real food. Not industrial science experiments covered in ketchup and salt.
Life is just a bunch of omelets, ice cream and enchiladas.
Regularity is the doctor's cure for everything. What kind of positive habits are you forming in your life? Do you eat enough fiber? Do you smile enough? Do you know why it's called a "bath" room when you almost never take a bath in that room?
How do you appreciate your precious minutes? Do you write in a gratitude journal? Do you dream of being an astronaut and eating cheeseburgers from a toothpaste tube?
Jacking up on the joe so I can get through my day as cool and fly as Jeff Goldblum...
Learning to like Katy Perry more and having fun shopping with my wife at the home stores for pillows.