I will open myself up to the infinite wisdom of the Universe™. I’m not sure if the universe is open on Wednesdays, but I will try. If the Universe™ is closed then I’m screwed. And I will have to rely on my own limited understanding of life. This will not be good. I need more wisdom. Or maybe just a candy bar. Who knows?

Sometimes you need more wisdom and sometimes you just need a chocolatey fix.

It’s all so random.

Einstein may have discovered a  few things in his day, but most of what he discovered has been washed away on the great blackboard of time.

We still don’t know shit when it comes to figuring out how to live with rainstorms and halitosis and random attacks by mosquitoes at midnight.

I will try and reach the Universe™ to get a definitive answer on all of my burning questions of existence, such as, why I never grew to be more than 5’4” tall—even though I said several thousand affirmations on a yearly basis.

Nothing means much, really. We try and formulate reason and logic around the apparently random nature of the Universe™. And when we try and call the universe on a Wednesday morning we get the following:

The Universe™ thanks you for your call, but it is currently unavailable due to a high volume of calls and lack of trained staff.

Please hang up and try again later…

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